Monday, October 20, 2014

How does "enormous puppy-size spider" sound to you?

http://www.livescience.com/48339-goliath-birdeater-spider-photos.html


The bite is not deadly to humans but it would be like "driving a nail through your hand."

So glad to read that they are not very common. And not native to Sarasota or Florida or the U.S.


Friday, October 17, 2014

Benny the Bad Salesman #3

"Hi. You've reached the sales office of PorCorp. Don't leave a message as I am on vacation. Beeeeeep!"



Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Benny the Bad Salesman #2

Customer: "We are gonna need a double shipment of copper tubing..."

Benny: "Are you sure? You don't want your inventory levels getting too high!"


Tuesday, October 14, 2014